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assfeet began as not only a band, but a movement, a movement that would bring together strangers, people who would otherwise never cross paths. you see, this isn't just a band. it is a path to destiny. and one day, our influence will spread beyond the local carnival and the school. our influence will be worldwide. so join now.
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shh
no footsteps, no footsteps
don't move
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3. |
Asswave
00:58
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4. |
Some Kinda Country Punk
01:24
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5. |
Shitbird
00:35
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AAAAYAAAAAAAAA REHHH
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6. |
Burning Brick
00:30
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burn it down to the ground
i don't care what they say
i'm gonna make them pay, i'm gonna make them pay
and i don't
no one's gonna get in my way
i'm gonna burn this brick to the ground and
incinerate
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oh, i wanna skip school
'cause it really sucks
and the government makes me go to school
oh, fuck the government
every day i say "fuck the government, man"
why the fuck i gotta go to school, man this is fucking BULLSHIT
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8. |
Donald x Hillary
00:08
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donald trump and hillary clinton should have sex
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9. |
Floor
00:40
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i should kneel in front of you
if you call that little bastard colin kaepernick one more time, i'm gonna-
right up your ass
camouflage-wearing little-
ronald reagan's butt buddy-
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10. |
No Courage
00:05
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ship me off but you won't change a thing
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11. |
Neighborhood Shrooms
00:04
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it's pronounced how it's spelled
IT'S PRONOUNCED HOW IT'S SPELLED
it's not that hard
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13. |
End Me
00:07
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end me baby
end me maybe
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14. |
A Study Of Marxism
00:03
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15. |
Capitalist Loophole
00:09
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it's legal to buy, but illegal to do
what the fuck are you gonna do about it?
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16. |
Fuck You
00:08
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you're not gonna do jack shit about it, 'cause you're just a bunch of angry little government cocksuckers
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17. |
Room Of Rebirth
00:49
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(robert)
the one that smells like sunflowers
(bt)
beauty in the night
(robert)
robert's black fupa
(fupa)
he still haunts
i don't reccommend eating prem
as long as robert's still alive
(robert)
the black fupa will never disappear
(disappear)
he will be king of the fupas
(robot)
loud boy
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18. |
Room Of Rebirth 2
02:22
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ground control to major tom
ground control to major tom
no one likes you and your shitty cover songs
ground control to major tom
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20. |
INTERMISSION 1
13:43
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okay, it's recording. (slurping noises) AHO. rrraw. (various slapping noises) thick. you see that? that's a peach-stealin' whore. this is probably the gayest thing you've ever thought of doing. even over being fucked in the ass? ratti gumi? that was the gayest thing you've ever thought of doing. (gargling) never mind, that was. i hope you kill yourself. (more gargling) bad spot. no it's not. ugh. AAAUH. please, take it. this probably sounds so sexual. i swear it's not. don't get it on the couch. (more gargling) this isn't the fuckin'... uh, fuck, the marshmallow fuckin' puffball challenge. the chubby bunny challenge? yeah. (gargling) fluffy bunny dick. how many dicks can you fit in your mouth. (gargling intensifies) don't mind my guitar in the background, it just makes random noises sometimes. what tuning is that? it's just tuning itself. i got it at the aquarium. (fart) aw, fuck you. we're turnin' this off. nice ambiance. ew, fuck you, kill yourself fucking jew. it smells like fucking hitler did the atomic bomb on hiroshima. (loud crackling) vietnamese midlife crisis act. vietnamesian, uh, saigon shooting. hold on, we have to get the audio from this. (bump) OOOOH.
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i don't have to shit
i don't have to shit
i will be just fine
i will be just fine
i don't have to shit
i don't have to shit, so
i will be just fine
i will... uh
(the sound of wet sharts exploding) AAAAH, OOH
aw, it's everywhere
how am i gonna explain this one?
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22. |
Typhoon
00:38
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23. |
Smegman
00:49
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i'm a smegman, and i don't have no friends
i have no place to call my own
i'm a smegman and i don't have no friends
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24. |
A Special Voicemail
02:57
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go ahead. is it, like, matt's? no, i deleted them. (mooing, human sounds, barking) wait wait, it has to be the whole thing. please enter your password, then press pound. you have one saved message. saved message: hey tyler it's, uh, call your, your scat (?) friend. uh, hi. to replay this message, press one. to delete, press seven. to save, press nine. for more options, press six. (repeat various times)
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25. |
D.Eznuts
00:37
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26. |
Government Cockblock
00:27
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make it illegal if you suck dick
and make it illegal if you suck dick (x4)
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27. |
Femme Fatale
00:13
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i can learn to understand you much better if i can get familiar with the way you talk. i need your permission to help.
just another government scheme
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Green Party
00:11
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i don't wanna register republican or democrat
i just wanna get weed bro into office
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load up on songs
suck my balls
it's hard to do this shit so much
it's hard to think, i can't think
oh well, whatever, never mind
hello, hello, hello...
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30. |
Purple
00:16
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i know a guy
who likes the color purple
i know a guy
who wants to paint his fupa purple
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31. |
Atheist Jihad
01:13
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32. |
Lunar Eclipse
01:26
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33. |
Park Sounds
10:57
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Divine
00:05
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Diviner
00:20
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37. |
Fupalight
00:19
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i said fupalight, fupalight, show the way
(black fupa, let me sleep)
fupalight, fupalight, find a way, babe
(black fupa, let me sleep)
fupalight, fupalight, show the way
(black fupa, let me sleep)
be okay, go be okay
(black fupa, let me sleep)
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lucid dreaming and sleep paralysis are just complete opposites
sleep paralysis and lucid dreaming are opposites
lucid dreaming and sleep paralysis are opposites
lucid dreaming is the opposite of sleep paralysy
consult a doctor if you have sleep paralysis
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39. |
Rub 'em Out
00:10
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40. |
Not Yet
00:21
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41. |
INTERMISSION 2
06:35
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BERNARD YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS FUCKING SONG
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43. |
Disgusting
00:08
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a million reasons my life is disgusting
plagued with pain and lust
i am flawed
oh, fu-
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44. |
Vile
00:10
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VILE
I HAVE NOTHING LEFT
ALL IS LOST
OH MY GOD
AAAAH
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45. |
Putrid
00:01
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PUTRID
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baby x demon
00:03
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spilled water
00:45
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spilled water is spilled water
the power went to your head
ready? go!
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Hurricane Matthew
01:45
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idea
00:42
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RAAAAAA
I WILL FALL
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50. |
Knucklehead
00:20
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i said knucklehead
if you don't open up that goddamn textbook
i'm gonna wring you out like the scum you are, you little bitch
knucklehead
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51. |
Knucklechuckle
00:12
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knucklechuckle
you're in trouble
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52. |
Piss Off, Dipshit
00:13
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piss off, dipshit. can't you see i'm tripping balls?
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53. |
Sad Emo Trash
00:09
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i sometimes hope that something can change sometime soon.
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54. |
Shake It Out
00:15
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(pick tapping against guitar innards)
aw, yeah, shit one out
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55. |
This Is For You
00:04
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this is for you, lou.
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56. |
Trapese
00:39
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57. |
Toaster Bath Bomb
00:35
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58. |
assfeet is fukin garbage
00:07
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assfeet is fuckin' garbage.
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59. |
I Wanna Join A Band
00:16
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I ALWAYS WANTED TO JOIN A BAND UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS IN ONE
I ALWAYS WANTED TO JOIN A BAND UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS ALREADY IN ONE
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Ethan's Last Wish
00:13
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63. |
habble babble
01:34
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habble babble (x4)
I DON'T NEED A FUCKING CAP AND GOWN
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64. |
Help Me I'm Tortured
01:08
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HELP ME I'M TORTURED
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65. |
Nickeljam
00:41
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Why
00:01
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why
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Die
00:01
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die
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70. |
Dead
00:01
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dead
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71. |
Stressed
00:27
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NOTHING ENDS UP HOW I WANT IT
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72. |
demo #something
00:18
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73. |
boys kissing boys
00:36
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blowknob
00:59
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Black (Pearl Jam cover)
04:33
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Guitarded
00:17
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80. |
The DEA Can Suck On This
01:42
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Now you may say our generation has a growing fascination
With the use of recreation after school
Every teacher, mom and dad will shake their head and get all mad
And try to make you think your substance isn't cool
You shouldn't need to get glaucoma for the heavenly aroma
Of a spliff that only leaves you wanting more
Be it pot or pills or needles, you best believe you'll lose your dealer
If the government comes knocking on his door
The DEA can suck on this
I won't let you take a sample of my piss
I said the DEA can suck on this
I won't let you take away my biggest bliss
If you're prescribed just what you need, then why deny a dose of weed?
My crippling depression's only getting worse
So to hell with DEA, and all the laws of USA
And anyone who thinks the cure is just a curse
The DEA can suck on this
I won't let you take a sample of my piss
I said the DEA can suck on this
I won't let you take away my biggest bliss
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81. |
Valley Dungeon
00:23
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we know what you did, now tell us what you did
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82. |
Ominass
00:25
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83. |
This Is Assfeet
01:55
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assfeet
this is assfeet
(repeat many times)
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84. |
Out of Tune Song
02:01
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85. |
PS4 Motorboat
00:45
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86. |
Donald Cuck
01:42
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89. |
How To Clear a Room
00:13
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90. |
Relaxing Night Walk ASMR
01:13
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music w/ strangers
00:14
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96. |
Ambient Machinery Sample
02:09
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97. |
Black Santa
05:39
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102. |
Noise In C
06:11
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103. |
Oh No, One Hoe!
02:53
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105. |
Top Ten Animes
01:03
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106. |
TV
03:30
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